Haha i know the title already got you…. Don’t worry you are safe being a human just read a bit more. Its another midnight here again with the mixed feeling of a lion and our iconic night owl, now I can’t sleep and i still feel irresistibly hungry like the leo lions 🦁 lol. I hope this post doesn’t stray off to become a rant instead of following the prompt.
I really love the idea of writing about midnight snacks because thats a very big part of me, its so deep rooted already because its been a practice since childhood. Those early years after family dinner i would make fried noodles or spaghetti or eggs and bread when most of the family is asleep , then id have my siblings full support for such secret operations sometimes we do it openly if our rants and unnecessary complaints are heard.
Years passed by and the habit never changed but at least got better because i switched from heavy food to snacks but still at midnight 😂. Sometime ago when i traveled to another school for a certain degree i made cooking at midnight a habit and guess what…. Immediately i finish cooking as late as 2 am , 3 am i bet so many bad guys would already be at strategy places with strategic tools to dig down my midnight pot 😅.
Now this brings me to my amazing today midnight snack, i know you’ve been waiting.
Hmmm, doesn’t this look interesting? I think they are more than just a snack. I wonder what comes to your mind, when i saw it first i was really surprised that i had to go on the internet to confirm what i already had in hand so id be sure if i bought a fake product or something that was canned out of beautiful people 😅.
From the information i read online i fell in love with the concept, they tried to preserve mwmories moments and emotional bond with the customers. I have been a lover of UAC foods wver since i was a kid and i have loved what they offered us, and this new gala trend is really impressive. So far I can’t wait to eat Halima, the very beautiful gala thats sitting pretty at the top right corner of this first picture 😅, go look at her and she if she doesn’t look edible lol. Personally i want to eat her because she’s muslim and I haven’t had a Muslim friend before, id have loved to eat ugo as well but no, Halima looks thicker in the picture.
Look at the first 2 i got, they’re males most likely from the name 😅but you know thats not the concept im only turning it around to suit my funny imagination. Actually UAC is trying to build more love and community sense among snackers , like night owls too by “grabbing a gala for” whoever name is on it but unfortunately there’s no “grab a gala for wealth” and midnight hunger wouldn’t let me read completely so in my head i am just eating whoever i see on the pack, maybe it would even be more satisfying since humans are animate and thicker than food(laughs)…
Ladies and gentlemen, i dived into “ifeanyi” without due respect and ate them up, i even added fanta i also noticed a blue cover on the fanta girl but i drank her like that 😅
Now Ifeanyi was out of my way but still wasn’t good enough, after an extra hour of waiting, still hungry or maybe just craving more of the snack, went out again to the store( they work 24 hours because the estate is secure enough), i got a couple more and a male sprite this time…
Now this time i was supposed to grab a gala for musa but i ate him alongside another ifeanyi again 😅 but i wish it was Halima anyways…
I had fun eating those galas like they were humans then swallowing them with sprite and fanta, thats a conglomeration of families dancing to the enzymes in my stomach 😅
If you were in my shoes who would you eat?
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