The Night of … 1656
Fairy Tales, Bible Stories & Alien Wisdom
I think it was Bill Maher who I first heard compare Bible stories to fairy tales. In case you don’t know, Bill used to be a stand-up comedian. He’s an unapologetic atheist. Not that there’s anything to apologize for these days. It’s not as if The Spanish Inquisition is going to take you to an Iron Maiden concert and torture you to death metal until you beg forgiveness for your heretical blasphemous beliefs. Besides claiming to be “Swiss” in a comedy special, this comparison was one of his observations that stuck in Mind. As I have listened to several people break down the allegory of fairy tales and bible tales, We began to suspect that such recollections originally – before being printed on paper by the Gutenberg propagandists – were meant as strategies for staying alive on Planet Earth. We believe that most, if not all of these tales that became Grimm, Goose, or Doctor Seuss where passed down by the villages that raised the children who didn’t have access to the written word in order to protect them.
And with this, we continue with the fairy – or space alien tale – of how and why the humans were created.
In our last episode Allahlu had found gold on Ki (aka Earth). Expecting to be lauded as the savior of Planet Nibiru he hopped into his space ship – which apparently knew which way to go – and headed back to Nibiru where he struck a bargain with King Anu. Of course Anu wasn’t born yesterday. He would have to send a couple of representatives to verify Allahlu’s claim.
(Keep in mind – as far as We know; The Annunaki believe that gold will save their atmosphere. There has never been any indication – that I’ve seen or heard – of how quickly the Nibiruin atmosphere was deteriorating. We “know” from the story, that Nibiru takes 3600 Earth Years to orbit the Sun. (Our Sun). Which by the way is “supposedly” (but I believe it) where Earth gets its gold. It’s consistent in lure that gold comes from the sun. “Tears of the sun.” Solidified sunlight. I don’t know for sure, however, on a planet so cosmically close to the sun, it’s got to have some effect on everything on the planet.
[We might just be re-writing this alien tale.]
So Anu dispatches his first born – of the baby-momma … Enki, to Ki.
This is almost too literary not to be fiction. Or fictionalized. It’s LaHugh going to the Planet Hugh. And his Dad’s name is Chuck. Chuck is the King. And when they descend to Planet Hugh, they are called – (wait for it), Chuck-Hugh.
[Let’s see you get something like that from AI.] Ha ha.
The way I would write it, just to increase the chances of getting renewed season after season by Netflix, is to have the scientists assess the risks of sending an expedition to this unknown world as opposed to creating some viable alchemical alternative. Meanwhile there would be a lot of personal alien lifestyles shit going on. The classic sibling rivalry is already built into the saga. But you know, we gotta stretch it out. Ten seasons at least.
So Chuck, er … I mean Anu, is going to send number one bastard (Enki) and number one son & heir, (born to Anu’s legit spouse however some time after Enki came along) to Ki to make sure Allahlu’s claim is accurate.
Just a note about how Earth is described at this point in time. There are no humans. So the planet is lovely and primordial. And apparently quiet & peaceful.
Okay friends. That’s going to do it for our rambling Night of … tonight. Depending on the work load, we may get another glimpse in tomorrow or maybe in a couple of days.
We are on the road until September 15th, so we should be able to pick up our fractured alien saga then. Meanwhile, if you haven’t heard the more “comprehensive” less colorful story, let me know and I will direct you to my favorite narration.
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