In August every year, Edinburgh, Scotland, host a large comedy festival. Every year judges selected by channel U&Dave select a shortlist of jokes (mostly one-liners) from which the public decide the funniest jokes of the event.
This years top joke was from Mark Simmons
I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship, but I bottled it.
I personally liked, and could remember, Sarah Keyworth’s joke
I’m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person: my pronouns are ‘there there’.
Another joke made me laugh was Zoe Coombs Mars who said
My partner told me that she’d never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had.
Readers here might appreciate Olaf Falafel’s joke
The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati.
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Last year’s winner was Lorna Rose Treen, with
I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.
My overall favourite is 2010’s winner Tim Vine,
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.