𝒟𝓇. 𝒮𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒶 𝒥𝑜 𝙿𝚜𝚢/𝙼𝙳
Meows out to You Hive Hewmz!
Hewmz is what us Kits call our Pet Human Servants.
My pet hewmz called me a therapist in a #weekend-engagement post on Hive a week ago. By therapist he meant a Dr. of psychiatry.
🐾 Dr. Sammi Jo to the Rubber Room STAT!🐾
I call this therapy shown below my obedience test. I knock things down and see if the pet human will pick it up.
So as my pet hewmz therapist I do give him many different types of therapy to help him become a better kitty's keeper. Please do not tell him when I am meowing it is yelling at him as He believes it is My way of worshipping him. Silly Hewmz...
𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨𝕤 𝔽𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟:
Hey Hewmz.! C'mon ya slow poke hurry and get me some food..!
Another type of therapy I use to train my pet hewmz is called aroma therapy. It involves a litter box at 5 am when my tummy starts to growl and the hewmz needs to get their asses up and feed us.
I have included this litter box therapy from an early age as revenge for my pet humans weird torture of putting me in a litter box and not letting me out till I did my business. I was like "DUH HEWMZ", I can't go with you sitting there staring at me.!!
I have made my pet hewmz pay for that litter box torture ever since.
Well Hivonian hewmz's. This 2nd session of Pet Human therapy went well from my Kitty POV. It is still my expert psychological diagnosis that You All need to rescue and worship a kitty who will quickly become your own Personal therapist
Your next scheduled Hive Kitty therapy session is scheduled for...
Caturday October 4th, 2025
We will further discuss in the #hivecats community a few more methods of manipulation types of therapy that I use to train and maintain the worship from my Hewmz.
Now it is time for me to study the behavioral activities of these birds.
It makes them easier to catch...
