considering i have a similar curse of living in a Slovak town and not being a beer drinker there was one long time ago that i remember liking. And there is a chance you actually had an opportunity to try it as it was made by ZIP (Zrenjaninska industrija piva :) )
It was the Porter zrenjaninsko tamno pivo. And probably the reason i liked it was it had a sweet taste. And at the time more then 2 could mean a bit of a problem. Or maybe it was the Zrenjanin water :D
I couldn't even find a photo of the bottle :D

and it is obvious Hive account@godfish is suffering :D

you can add this to the Hive meetups count :D