Was inspired when I came across this TIL post to create this demotivational. The story goes as follows:
Shizo Kanakuri "went missing" during the 1912 Olympics marathon in Stockholm. He withdrew halfway through and left for home the next day without notifying officials. In 1967, after being invited back, he completed the race with a time of 54 years, 8 months, 6 days, 8 hours, 32 minutes and 20.3 s
Noticed a comment and replied:
Soon thereafter, I found the perfect source meme for the demotivational here
Was so proud of my creation that I decided to show my wife. She read through it and smiled slyly. Now, she said I can expect my next sandwich in 54 years.