People always try to make it seem like God doesn't have a sense of humour but if you look at the human body and human nature as a whole, you will see fragments of his funny side embedded in normal proceedings. Take farts for example; sometimes they smell bad, and other times they don't. Scientists explained it is because of the build-up of certain gasses in our bowels, but you know, the simple fact that it comes out of the ass and not the mouth is kinda funny, at least to me.
This brings me to the topic of the day, Politicians. I've always thought about farts in the same way I think about politicians; speaking from the ass. Politicians are the embodiment of farts, and their very existence proves that God needs a laugh every now and then, so he tunes in to see human farts.
When I think of farts, I think of beans, eggs, and of course, I think of Dino Melaye. Beans and eggs make me very gassy but you see Dino, he's like an orchestra of farts, playing straight from ass pipes to the melody of ridiculousness.
I haven't lived that long anyway but never in my life have I seen an individual so close to the headline for ridiculous reasons. Where do I start? Perhaps we go from the cringe to more cringe? When it comes to farts, it doesn't get better than this guy.
I mean, who am I anyway? I'm just a random person looking from the outside, and wondering how a Nigerian politician living in the poverty capital of the World could acquire this modestly luxurious house worth billions of naira. You know what though? Having all that money isn't a bad thing after all, and yeah, let's ignore the fact that his name has been brought up on corruption charges a couple of times, I'm sure all that money is "legal".
This singing Senator(we'll get to that part) actually did a tour of his luxurious house. Here he is in all his glory flaunting the riches he earned from stealing "politics".
Ah yes, but maybe that money wasn't from politics. I mean, he's actually a musician after all. He's released a couple of smash hits jingles(mostly politically motivated) to rile his "opponents". In this one I shared, you can see him singing a beef track targeting a politician in APC party, the party he uses to represent. He's in PDP now, so he's repping his goons out there and his bars were pretty dope
If he's not turning heads with singing then he's definitely getting mone from his advanced play acting skills. I mean, honestly, his acting is top-notch. I remember the time he jumped out of a police van and then simulated injury in a way that even Neymar Junior would be proud of.
It really doesn't get any funnier than this to be honest. Word on the street is that he put up this act to avoid police questioning on corruption charges or something like that. Well, considering he's still a sitting senator and is still living lavish from taxpayers money, I reckon he's the victor and the rest of us are suckers that he mooches off.
I invite 
