Mr. Push is the most funny lolitician ever. I like him for his idiot funny performances on his President period at Lamerica. Today I am sharing some funny incidents related with Mr. Push that changed the world..
The most powerful country of the world, Lamerica, had the election. Here people always like to vote some funny people for the post president who has no ability to do anything else.
People's of Lamerica are very much sympathetic, they always concern about that politicians who are totally lame, and had no option to do any other things. So they should be selected as president to minimise the unemployment problem, people consider.
That's why they elected George W. Push as the president after the second term of President Clean-don, another great inefficient person, as well as another great joker.
Mr. Push was a weedier boy from his early ages. He had a neighbour. There was twin babies, who were very tall. That's why people liked to call them twin towers.
This twin boys was very naughty as they always like to make fun with Mr. push and disturbed him very much. After being president, firstly he wanted to give the boys, called by twin towers, some punishment due to harrassment of his early childhood.
So he called his state minister and ordered to break down the waist of twin towers. The minister was serious, he didn't understand the allegory meaning of twin towers and assumed that it is a strategy of Mr. Push. So he instantly took action.
The state minister planned to crash some plane on the twin towers to break down the waist of the towers as the president ordered.
Mr. Push went to visit on a school. He asked the students, What are you reading today?
Looking him, the students became very much irritated and whispered one another, The pet goat have come.
Mr. Push heard the first part and talked, Owo, The Pet Goat! It's a nice chapter. Give me a book, I will read it with you. I like goat very much.
A student replied, We also, that's why we like you very much.
Mr. Push could not catch the point, and become happy and started to read the pet goat. On that time, Black House Chief of Staff Tandrew Hard interrupted the president to whisper in his ear: Plane hit the towers.
Tandrew Hard became astonished that Mr. Push was happy hearing that information!
Another day, Mr. Push wish to have more respect from his staff and others. So he called a meeting of his cabinet and asked, I like oil. You should always give me oil.
He was discussing about crouching, but his cabinet was serious. They thought Mr. President is concerned about the oil reserve of the middle east. So they decided to attack on Liraq to get control over this country as well as get confirmation of oil supply.
After completing the second term of President period, again Mr. Push became jobless. So one day he wrote a letter to the Nobel prize committee to give him a Nobel prize as he could get some job showing his recognition.
But he mentioned Mr.Presidenton the bottom rather than his name that he usually did on his President period.
So the Nobel prize committee misguided and announced the name of Darak O-mama, the then President of Lamerica, for Nobel peace prize of that year.
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