(Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The writer poses no ill will towards anybody, just sharing a few good laughs. No offence nor pun intended)
A very late good morning and hello everyone! Welcome to the show: The price is Tight. I’m your fun loving, ever so jolly host, the wondering eyes. It’s so good to see everyone here. Today we have two very special guests among us. They don’t need introduction, they don’t need identifications. As the Covid19 tests came negative, with a big round of applause, please welcome the one, the only, Hive.blog. (the studio fills with deafening sounds of claps and cheers and music). And after so many hours of Splinterlands Quiddich, still alive and strong, your favorite BDcommunity. Give them a big round of applause.
Wondering.eyes: Late Good Morning to you Hive.blog. Welcome to the show The Price is Tight.
Hive.blog: Thank you wondering.eyes for kidnapping and dragging me in here. (With a straight lip smirk and nodding to audience, looking at the intimidating guard for a moment through the corner of his eye)
Wondering.eyes: (To the audience) Didn’t I tell you he will appreciate the gesture (laughs). Thank you so much for coming (to the guests).
BDcommunity: It’s a pleasure to be here. (with a nervous chatter in his teeth, trying hard not to make a mess)
Wondering.eyes: As we all know BDCcontest has been going on and it has been such fabulous few weeks.
BDcommunity: Yes I know I know. It has been a few great weeks. I actually had to go through so many posts. All of them are great but choosing a winner has been tough. We were fighting amongst ourselves. It’s been both fascinating and excruciatingly painful. (as he gets comfortable with the surroundings)
Wondering.eyes: Yes yes I believe it has been. So what’s this new BDCcontest about দাম বাড়বি কি না বল!! I mean Hive price is already super tight and we all know that. So what is this actually about?
BDcommunity: It’s about whether or not the hive price will go up or not. You know we have so many bloggers among us and Hive dollars were high before and people were happy. But since it went down, people have been suffering. It is a genuine concern of mine as you see. I have heard a rumor going on that the price will further go high.
Hive.blog: This is outrageous. I will support no such rumors. We’re not increasing the price of Hive. We have had no discussions regarding the issue and I will make no more comment. (Faint noise of gun being loaded and aimed. Briefly looking at the gun pointed to at the side of his head and gulping). As I was saying, we’re still discussing about what we should do about Hive dollar value.
Wondering.eyes: So have you think price of Hive will go higher? (As she hints to the armed guard)
Hive.blog: Umm Umm (as he stutters to find words) You know it’s not as easy as it may sound and…. Um um it’s not in my hands…. There are other variables to think through… I - I…
Wondering.eyes: Before you finish, let’s have a small break. After this short break we’ll have our surprise guest joining us. Stay tuned.
(Advertisement of Kala Chalk Beauty Cream, Donamona Cola and release of the new album featuring Tomtaz Jasmin singing Ei mon HiPri ke dilam – my heart goes to HiPri(Hive Price))
Wondering.eyes: Welcome back viewers to our late morning show The Price is Tight. I’m your favorite host and ghost Wondering.eyes. We’ve our esteemed guest Hive.blog among us and we have yet another special guest, the ever so fastidious judge of BDCcontest, none other than, AZIRCON. (audience claps and cheers). Thank you azircon for joining our show.
Azircon: Like I had a choice (he spats and growls. Looks away and sees a gun pointed to him. Looks back at the screen. Drum beatS BA-DAM-TASH). It’s an honor to be here.
Wondering.eyes: (Smiling towards azircon) It’s so nice to finally get you to join us. We all know as how busy you have been these past few weeks with the contests and judging. How was the total experience for you?
Azircon: Its’ been a blast. Me and BDcommunity had so much to do. But seeing all the enthusiastic posts and the tournament, all the stress was worth it. We had fun right BDcommunity?
BDcommunity: (To azircon) You had fun while I was in the background. (pouting a bit much)
Hive.blog: (to azircon) You have yet to mention me. Haven’t I been helpful at all? (grumpy smurf much!!)
Azircon: (to Hive.blog) Of course how can I forget about you? All these is happening because of you!!! (note the sarcasm)
Wondering.eyes: But still none of you are actually saying what this দাম বাড়বি কি না বল!! about?
(Meanwhile Hive.blog, BDcommunity and azircon gets into a loud argument over the whole situation)
Wondering.eyes: Guys please, we have audience
(still arguing)
Wondering.eyes: HELLOOOO!!!!!
(still fighting)
Wondering.eyes: (slams hands on the table and screams) S I L E N C E!!!! Enough is enough!! You are grownups!! Behave yourself!!!
(everyone looks towards wondering.eyes)
Wondering.eyes: Okay where was I? Oh yes, the Hive price. Is it increasing anytime soon!!
(Heartbeat sound playing in background. Everyone is silent. Audiences are looking at the guests. Guests are looking at the host and at each other. No one is making any sound)
Loud crashing sound as the light goes out in the studio. Everyone is screaming and calling out names. Meanwhile the guests flee from the studio.
THE END
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