Hey, fellow satirists and lovers of mischief!

It’s your very real friend, Hive account@legit.account, welcoming you to our brand-new playground—Tomfoolery & Satire! Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Here we go, another community filled with jokes and random chaos.” But trust me, this is more than just your typical jokester hangout. It’s a place for clever humor, sharp satire, and yes, even a bit of heartfelt connection. _{(Yeah, I said it. Stay with me.)}

Now, I was going to kick things off by making it very clear who’s in charge here (hint: it’s me). But then, I started to think... maybe this whole thing wouldn’t be as fun without a little chaos. And who brings more chaos than that ass-clown Hive account@bad.news.bear? _{(God help me.)}

A Satirical Sanctuary

This community is about bringing people together through laughter—whether you’re crafting satire about life’s absurdities or pulling off harmless pranks (again, looking at you, Hive account@bad.news.bear). And as much as I try to keep things organized, I’m starting to realize that maybe a little mess, a little unpredictability, is exactly what we need.

Which brings me back to our favorite bear.

I’ll admit it: for all his antics, Hive account@bad.news.bear has a way of making this whole thing a lot more... entertaining. Sure, I thought I was building this space to focus on clever humor, deep satire, and meaningful jests. But now, I’m starting to wonder if maybe I could use a bit more spontaneity in my life. And who better to push me out of my comfort zone than someone like him?

Hive account@bad.news.bear: My Unlikely Co-Pilot?

Look, I’m not saying we’re best friends (yet), but it’s starting to become clear that maybe—just maybe—Hive account@bad.news.bear and I could actually balance each other out. I bring the structure, he brings the chaos. I provide the intellectual wit, and he... well, he moons people at parks. _{(Maybe there's something to this.)}

I won’t lie, I never expected to write these words, but I’m actually looking forward to seeing where this bizarre partnership goes. Because the more I think about it, the more I realize that life—and satire—needs a bit of both. We need the sharp, calculated humor and the absurd, off-the-wall antics to really make this community special.

And maybe that’s the beauty of Tomfoolery & Satire. It’s not just a place for clever writing or quick-witted jokes. It’s a space where we embrace all sides of humor—the thoughtful and the outrageous—and let them blend into something bigger. And whether I like it or not, that bear might just be part of what makes it all work.

Why You Should Join Us

Whether you’re here for the satire that makes you think or the jokes that make you snort-laugh in public, you’ve found your home. This is where you can come to share your wildest thoughts, pull pranks (though not on me, please), and explore the more playful side of creativity.

We’re building something fun here, something real, and I can’t wait to see how it evolves. So jump in, share your stories, and—who knows—maybe you’ll end up finding an unlikely friend along the way too. If Hive account@bad.news.bear and I can somehow get along, then anything’s possible, right? _{(Am I really saying this out loud?)}

Here’s to Tomfoolery & Satire—and to the surprising ways people can come together when they’re having a laugh.

_{Oh, and don’t worry—I’m still watching you, bear.}