This past weekend I did a little project in our house. It's something that 
That's a free lesson for all you husbands out there. Do with it what you will.
Let me go back to the beginning.
After years of staring at the old nasty broken blinds that came with the house when we bought it in the kitchen and bathroom, my wife decided that something needed to be done about it. She started doing some research and asked me to get the measurements of the window.
We made our way to the local home improvement store only to find that our windows were a custom size and we would have to order the new blinds online versus picking them up that day.
A little defeated, we headed back home and continued with our day. Later that night, I jumped on the Lowe's webpage and I found what I was looking for. I placed my order with a total of $120 for the two blinds and expected them to ship the items within a couple of weeks.
The next day I get an email from Lowe's that my custom blinds are going to take longer to get than they expected. Instead of the week or two they had originally indicated, it was now going to take six months. They wanted to know if I would like to cancel the order or accept the new delivery date.
I quickly cancelled the order and jumped over to the Home Depot page. There I found similar blinds for half the price of the ones at Lowe's and they showed up on my doorstep within a week!
I did the bathroom blinds first and I forgot to take any photos while I was doing that, so you are going to have to settle for just the kitchen. The first step was to take down the valance that was covering the top of the blinds.
The next step was removing the old blind. That was as simple as pulling a couple plastic pieces off the ends and then pulling it forward out of the bracket that it was resting in. There was a piece in the center that held the blinds for support. You had to lift up and over to get it past that.
With the blind out of the way, I took down the old brackets which was a little difficult because I had to lean over the sink to do it. I ended up having to get a step stool so I could get the right angle.
The next step was installing the new brackets for the new blinds. We increased the size of the blinds from 1 inch slats to 2 inch slats, so the brackets extended past the window frame a bit. I was worried about that at first, but once I realized the new blinds and the valance would cover all of it, I didn't feel so bad.
I used the supplied screws (which were quite long) to install the brackets, so I have a lot of faith that they are not going anywhere.
With the brackets firmly in place, the final step was relatively easy. All you had to do was tilt in the new blinds until they locked into place. With them fully secured, I then pulled them down to their full length as you can see in the photo above.
Unlike our old blinds, there are no strings you have to pull to raise and lower these blinds. They have a tension component in the top part that simply allows you to move them up and down by hand and they stay in place.
There is a rod that you use to tilt them up and down, but that attaches with a powerful magnet and can easily be removed if you want to.
Here's a little better shot with the light off so you don't get that piss yellow tone to the whole photo.
Here is another shot with the slats tilted down. If I had this to do over again, the one thing I would do is I would probably get a shorter length. The window itself actually measured 33 inches by 33 inches. I went with a 33 inch wide by 34 inch long blind because that's all they seemed to have available. Looking back, the 34 inches is a little too long, so it leaves a little bit of a gap at the bottom when you close the slats.
You can just make it out in the photo above. Pretty minor in the grand scheme of things. Our old blinds were missing huge portions of the slats that had broken off, so this is still an improvement!
At that point, the only thing left to do was to put the valance back on and pack up my tools. It actually only took a screwdriver and my battery drill to get these installed. Quite easy for a Saturday morning. I had both rooms done in the span of about half an hour and an extremely happy wife for the remainder of the day!
Not too bad!
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