Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 9,562 steps to the nearest bathroom because I really had to go and that’s how many steps away from the nearest bathroom I was.
Pro Tip: Don’t ever pee or poo in public, you could get arrested for indecency. Always run to the nearest bathroom.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!
Lenny
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