Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 17,525 steps to the redwood, to the redwood, to the redwood redwood tree. When I got there I turned around and discovered that some other runners had followed, followed, followed, some other runners had followed, followed me, without invitation. So I killed them.
Pro Tip: If I do not invite thee to come follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow me, then whither I go, thou should not. Unless thou dost want to die.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!
Lenny
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