Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 6,269 steps up Mt. Sinai and I slapped Moses right in the face.
Pro Tip: Stop trying to change the course of history, you dick.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!
Lenny
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