Last night we went out with some friends to that spot where all the street-food folks set up their stands, just to get some mahyāveh.
(Mahyāveh is this Southern dish whose star ingredient is a fish sauce brownish made by grinding and fermenting a certain kind of fish. They spread it on bread, then bake it with cheese and eggs. Wild stuff, but amazing.)
And then—of course—there was a knife fight.
Two guys, not even twenty, started mouthing off at each other, and one of them suddenly whipped out a blade. The woman cooking the mahyāveh went full warrior mode, started cussing them out, pulled a stick from under her setup, and yelled at them until they backed off. We just… calmly watched the whole thing like it was part of the menu.
Then she came back, totally unfazed, finished our mahyāvehs, and we ate right there like nothing happened. The entire scuffle lasted maybe two or three minutes. Apparently that’s just… normal around here.
My question is: how many of you would consider that a normal night out?!
شب با دوستان رفتیم جایی که خوراکی فروشها بساط میکنن تا مهیاوه بخوریم (مهیاوه یه خوراکی جنوبیه که قسمت خاصش سس ماهیه. یه سس که با پودر کردن و تخمیر نوعی ماهی بدست میاد. این سس رو روی نون میریزن و با پنیر و تخم مرغ میپزن).
و اتفاقی که افتاد این بود که چاقو کشی شد! یعنی دوتا پسر زیر بیست سال با همدیگه دهن به دهن شد و یکیشون تیزی کشید بیرون. خانمی که مهیاوه میپخت هم شروع کرد به فحاشی و یه چوب از زیر بساطش کشید بیرون و با داد و فریاد مجبورشون کرد که برن یه جای دیگه. ما هم خیلی آروم تماشا میکردیم!
بعد هم خانمه برگشت و مهیاوههای ما رو آماده کرد و ما همونجا خوردیم و قدیم زدیم. ماجرای دعوا کلا دو سه دقیقه بیشتر طول نکشید و این چیزیه که اینجا مرسومه. و سوال من اینه که برای چند تا از شما این چیز عادیایه؟!
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