What kind of asshole came up with the term unproductive? Oh wait, I know what kind of asshole. It was some kind of corporate higher-up asshole, the kind that needs the peons to produce enough to cover the thirty yachts and seventeen vacation homes and the emotionally abandoned daughter "studying" abroad with a rolled up 500 Euro bill stuck in her left nostril while she twitches on the floor of the hotel kitchenette.
Unproductive.
Ha!
Seriously.
I was unproductive today. I didn't get any work done that I planned on getting done. No writing. Not even outlining. No money-making efforts of any kind. No cleaning at all and if you don't believe me just ask the cat about the litter box and the exhaust fan I turned on in the bathroom when I noticed how ripe it was in there.
I didn't get shit done today other than get my car her rabies vaccine and renew her license, which these days is remarkably easy in Oregon, one-stop-shop, and it was spending money, not earning it, so it doesn't count as productive.
Yeah, today all I did was hang out with crows, make a few crow cams, eat a big dinner, and create a decent working draft of a watermark for my photos.
Unnnnn-proooo-ductive.
Boy, I tell you, you can make your shit look pretty fucking professional just by slapping a logo on it.
Hi. I'm The Crow Lady. I'm important.
But I'm no rich bastard CEO and I never will be.
Pretty ok with that.
In conclusion, Bo and I were wondering what you think of the logo. It's basically a working draft, not gonna be perfected until I can afford to send it off to a graphic artist or buy better design software, which will be a while yet considering I'm hooked on travel and crows and neither one of these things has figured out yet how to pay the bills let alone make me rich enough to buy even one square foot of a yacht.
Bo and I are in disagreement about my "business" name. He thinks I should call myself The Bo Lady. He's in denial over the fact that I am friends with other crows. When I tried talking to him about this today he shit on my head.
Personally I never would have picked the title The Crow Lady for myself (hey lady, listen lady, little old lady, that lady, etc.), but every one of the neighbors has independently dubbed me The Crow Lady without consulting one another, and the name gels super well with social media fans. So The Crow Lady it is.
But seriously, can you tell wtf I'm trying to do with this logo? Do you like it? Can you see it? Or am I crowblind...
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