Considering it's easter weekend I decided to take some photos of things that represent the true meaning of Easter. That's right folks, this post is dedicated to chocolate!
This was a difficult photoshoot for me because love chocolate but am diabetic. So, as I was shooting, I was also working hard to control my urge to eat the chocolates and I even succeeded a few times. Nah, I was good and didn't eat any at all...and if you believe that you're fucken bonkers!
Here goes, lets delve into chocolate.
Tasty cleavage
This one reminds me of that wonderful and enjoyable thing called cleavage. I'll give you one guess which I love more, real cleavage or chocolate cleavage. (If you say chocolate cleavage you're bonkers.)
Not one of the sheeple
Society is full of people that act like sheep, I call them sheeple, who follow one after the other shunning their own individuality and thought. This reminded me of those people who, although brightly coloured, are little more than followers, imitators and unimaginative sheep.
The true meaning
Chocolate Easter eggs folks, welcome to the true meaning of Easter.
Connected by a string of goo
There's all sorts of connections in life, some involve goo.
Get two fingers into you
Two fingers of Kit Kat; you know you want it.
I'm surprised
I've never needed much to entice me into buying and eating chocolate but some boffin figured kids needed more incentive and so the Kinder Surprise was born. Inside each one is a little toy, this one had a little man, like a Lego mini-figure. Who cares though, it's all about chocolate this weekend!
Build it and they will come...even if it's not chocolate
I love liquorice allsorts although it's more about the liquorice than the coloured candy parts. I bought these for the photo shoot because Easter is all about chocolate...and sugar.
Get tasty balls in your mouth
These little bad boys are tasty balls of...of...I have no idea what to call the crunchy stuff in these balls, all I know is they're good with iced coffee. Seriously, get on it...it's Easter after all.
Not a sponge covered in chocolate
Nope, this tasty treat is crunchier than a dish sponge...If you've ever had one you'll understand. I could tell you how they make these, I've seen it done, but then I'd have to kill you. The secret is...a secret.
Cross section of my brain
Nah, seriously it's not...everyone knows my brain looks like a pea, but a little smaller. As above, I've seen these in production at the factory and it's pretty incredible how they make them. Air is involved and...I can't tell you any more.
Goojaculation
Yeah, it happens and it can be sticky.
Chocolate igloo
OK, I know that's a lame title but give me a break, I'm trying to name chocolate photos and get into the spirit of Easter, it's not that easy!
Goo on your nuts
It's the mix of goo and peanuts that makes this treat so good. If you're hangry you need to get nuts and goo into your mouth and you'll be good to go.
Chocolate covered uncooked mince meat
Seriously, if you've never tried it you don't know what you're missing.
That's it for the photos folks. If you're keen, see if you can name all the various chocolates represented here, they're all well-known and common brands found across the world so give it a try, I have a special prize for the person who names them all, in order....and it's not goo.
Note: no chocolate was harmed in the making of this post and...if you believe that...yep, you're fucken bonkers.
Design and create your ideal life, don't live it by default; tomorrow isn't promised so be humble and kind - galenkp
[All original and proudly AI free.]
Every image in this post is my own.
Olympus OM-D E-M10 Mark III was used to capture these images.