Anthropomorphism. This tongue twister means that one can give animals and birds a human voice.
Hey, look me in the eye when I am talking to you!
I heard the noise of a very angry Egyptian goose and after a while I found him on a roof top. We stopped at a shopping center and as usual, I waited outside while madam was shopping inside for the necessities. Fortunately, I know the loud calls of the Egyptian geese, and at first I thought that there were two of them up there on the roof. But, stepping a bit closer, I saw that this guy was fighting his image in the glass. And he was very angry about this new guy that has now stepped into his territory.
Egyptian geese are very jealous about their territories :)
Oh yeah, you are now facing the terror of the skies, and I'm going to rip you apart.
But before I do, I will, step away like a gentleman, and give you a chance to disappear.
But hey! I am not a gentleman, so watch out, as here I come!
I hope that you have a medical aid, as you are going to need it when I'm finished with you.
Oh, so now you want to get cheeky. I have to warn you that I have a black belt in karate.
At last, now you can look me in the eye and I see that you are an ugly bugger. Take that!
And take that! The window rattled as the goose banged away at it.
The sun started to shift and soon the image in the glass was not clear anymore, so the fight ended. But the goose put in one last shot at the enemy.
Hey silly, have you been drinking again all night? That's a mirror you Klutz. Go home, before your wife beats you up. We all know that you are scared of her, and she is waiting for you. Shouted the Robin-Chat.
Can you believe that we as humans, can also get up to some crazy stuff when we are seriously inebriated. Some here get so drunk that they can't even remember their names. Three drunkards had to appear in court, after a car accident. So the judge asked them who the driver was, and the one accused said that he doesn't know as they were all three sitting on the backseat :)
Such is life, and we are here in the winelands for a short-term yet, so I haven't yet delved into the habits of the people here when they are tanked up. I have seen a lot of it up north where we come from, and I can tell you that the culprits have very inventive excuses the next day, for their bad behaviour. Some swear that they will never drink again, only until Friday, as the first innocent drink invariably leads to a binge and much sorrow afterwards again.
Such is life.
I hope that you have enjoyed the pictures and the humor.
And That's All Friends.
Photos by Zac Smith-All Rights Reserved.
Camera: Canon Powershot SX70HS Bridge camera
