Lets Talk About Cereal Milk
We're not talking about the milky liquid left over in your cereal bowl after breakfast. We're talking some really good, really dank nugz!
So this stuff came from a really shady dispensary. It's basically a gas station on the reservation that sells fireworks and now I guess weed. What a combination... Gas, fireworks and weed. What could possibly go wrong? LMAO.
No presentation at all. They had about 10 different strains in mason jars on the counter like different brands of beef jerky or penny candies. You pick out what you want and a dude tosses the weed in a red drinking cup like you get at keg parties. It then gets weighed on a scale, then dumped into a Ziploc sandwich bag with the strain name written across the bag in permanent marker. Not very glamorous at all. The only difference between this place and my neighborhood dealer is the selection and quality.
I didn't ask if it was an Indica or Sativa because the budtender seemed pretty baked himself and I just got the impression that he wouldn't know or probably didn't care. Honestly he seemed a bit sketchy. I shouldn't judge, but after we left the shop, even the guy I was with commented on the level of sketchiness we had just encountered. 🤣 I seen this Cereal Milk though and ordered an eighth of an ounce for $30. I just couldn't resist.
THIS STUFF REEKS! You can smell it through the Ziploc bag, you can smell the super duper danky goodness. I tossed the CLOSED bag on my desk when I got home, left the apartment for an hour and when I returned my entire apartment reeked with the smell of fresh weed! I totally get why all the other dispensaries use those Mylar Ziplocs instead of the traditional plastic baggies. I could even smell it through the backpack as I drove home on the motorcycle, I'm not exaggerating. We're talking just an eighth here, 3.5 grams of weed.
When you stick your nose in the bag you're hit with a pungent combination of both hash and skunk with hints of citrus and a light floral bouquet. One whiff and you know you're in for a really big treat. I smile just thinking about it :)
The buds are a deep shade of olive green, very dense and hard but still spongy when squeezed. A light sticky residue is left on your fingers after handling one of the buds. It breaks apart in tiny clumps with just the right amount of dryness. This stuff was cured properly. From the fragrance, to the color, to the perfect amount of dryness with very little moisture, it burns perfectly.
If you thought it smelled LOUD in the baggie, just wait until you exhale that first hit. The smoke is sweet, dense and skunky. This is exactly what I would expect from all dispensary weed, yet this is the first strain I've smoked where this has been my experience. The texture, taste, smell, and the potency are all what I'd come to expect from a top level cannabis. This stuff is AWESOME! Whoever grew this knew exactly what they were doing!
It is extremely potent. 4 or 5 hits and you're really stoned. The high is light and airy though. Very relaxed and very little anxiety. This is just puff a few hits and chilllllll! You're super high, yet it doesn't feel super intense and in your face! I love that!
This is the type of weed I like before bed. Definitely not the type of weed to smoke if you have anything "important" to do. In other words, I wouldn't smoke a fatty before work or anything else that might require serious thought processes. It also makes me very happy and giddy feeling. This is the type of weed to bust out with close friends and have a great laugh. As a matter of fact, I've actually got one tiny bud left and I think I'm going to save it for just such an occasion! I'll bust it out the next time I break out the good whiskey!
So this Cereal Milk, purchased from a super shady dispensary, might actually be some of the best weed I've purchased so far. I'm really enjoying this one. Keep in mind, strain reviews will probably vary from area to area. Weed quality can also change depending on the soil used, lighting, nutrients and so many other factors. All I can do is share my experience and let people know how I felt. If you decide to try this strain I hope it works as well for you as it has for me. This stuff is fire!
That is all... Until next time. Smoke em if ya got em!