Those fucking assholes actually called the cops on me.
All I did was walk outside and politely ask them to tone down their stupid Easter egg hunt backyard extravaganza.
Their kids were screaming so loud and so long that I thought they were getting raped by a pack of wild dogs with fiberglass for dick.
All of the adults were up on a balcony egging them on, screaming at the kids to find the eggs, as if egg finding was the last thing around in this world to keep society from collapsing.
I hope society collapses.
Being alive to witness society collapse is #1 on my bucket list.
I'm really looking forward to the apocalypse.
Fiberglass dog dick rape.
Unbelievable.
They told the cops that me and my housemate were having an argument.
Completely fabricated - there was no argument - they were just lying to get back at me for calling them out for being loud and obnoxious.
I hate people.
There's a loaded pistol in my near future.
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Today’s stats:
- pushups: 20
- crunches: 20
- steps: 26,889
- beers: 3
- sharks killed and eaten raw: 1