No its not 500 words, and no Im not gonna make it that drawn out.
You're welcome.
Ok so today lets start off with the fun part. I made a video. Yeah not that kind, my fuzzy man peaches aren't on display but I did come up with a fair solution for doing this giveaway.
I printed everyone name on paper the number of times that they commented. Cut it out and put it in a hat.
Then....
And after.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bwahahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2 hours Later....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Still later...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Wheezing sounds)
Yo 
Now Even though its you I haven't changed what I'm giving away.
I decided that at the beginning Id pick something small, Portable and related to travel in the old days. After checking through my old shit pile I figured I had just the thing.
Its a Fully Hallmarked - French Circa 1910 Silver and hand etched crystal Cologne bottle, Complete with original internal stopper and travel box. The box is a bit beat up after all those years but otherwise its pretty fuckin cool.
Silver Neck and Lid bear Solid silver hallmarks and makers marks. Every bit of it was hand made.
Men even used to store sneaky spirits in them for hiding their hooch from the boss. Also more importantly, they were often used to transport precious liquids, such as Natural spring Waters for the Cure, Which is a local medical practice, and pharmacists concoctions.
Travel-Health-Wealth all in one item.
Standard Market Value today in USDT: 110 online base 320 Retail on the floor.
Drop me a message with where to send it in beechat, discord or send the 0.001 hive thing, steal my whatsapp off ed. It'll get figured out and I'll box it up.
With over 18 years of getting shit not broken by the post office it'll get there in one piece.
If the address is to send it up my ass - it wont fit so...
Thanks for joining me on this little adventure, I'll have to do another one of these giveaways sometime soon. Cause that was fuckin fun.
PEACE OUT!
(Cracks open a beer and starts partying like its 1899)