Lets Shout it from the rooftops!
This is not financial advice, DYOR and seriously anyone making any decisions based on what I say probably has a screw loose anyway
Why you should get married on Valentines day.
Contrary to what some of those paperbacks tell you...
Lets start off with some profound advice before we get into this.
- Heaving Bosom?
- Throbbing Member?
- Spontaneous Dizziness and shortness of breath?
Might want to have a doctor take a look at that, sounds like a potentially serious medical condition.
Life is much more fun than a Romance novel makes it out to be.
Well once again its Valentines day everybody, and once again Its me again basically spouting my brand of nonsense to the world. Now Rather than glorify all the sappy reasons you might hear from other people about getting married on Special days.
Let me keep it real.
Me and my wife decided to get wed in unholy matrimony 18 years ago today.
Saint Valentines day. The Naked dude in a diaper firing heart shaped arrows at any ass dumb enough to be sticking up in the air this time of year.
Why The 14th of February? Why be so cliché?
*Well I will tell you Mon Ami! *
Because strangely enough my great uncle was a Holy Roller preacher man and that's the only day that was open for us at his church.
Guess everyone else thought it was overdone too.
But We got a Free Church, Free Service, and a free after party organised by some pretty damn awesome neighbors,family and friends. So...
Winner.
Now let me tell you about the extremely helpful benefits to this turn of events.
- It is Practically Impossible to forget your Anniversary
- You get to combine 2 Gift Days into one
- You give all of your single friends an extra reason to hate you
Biggest downside...
- Anniversary and Valentines Day Sex Have to be combined into a single day. Which is way more difficult once you have kids, trust me.
So Now that one is out of the way I have to be fair, we got married young, and most of our family and friends had bets going on the Divorce date.
I'm pretty sure they all owe us money now.
Yup no worries to everyone who owes us, I do accept Bitcoin.
So Where was I going with this anyway? What the fuck are you bangin on about this time 
Well Love of course. That Big L word that can be difficult to say and even harder to actually find.
After 18 years there's still nothing else I want to find in a woman I don't already have, and while I may not be loaded with cash or rolling in the proverbial dough.
I'm Happy.
So Here's to another 18 and more and I honestly can say in spite of the bad times the good ones more than make up for it.
So wherever you are and whoever your with, Alone or with someone special, even if its that dude you randomly got to buy you dinner on Tinder...
Happy Fuckin Valentines day.
The Image (s) are courtesy of My 7 year old son and depicts me and my Wifes undying love.
We are hugging and kissing from our tentacles which happen to grow from our face while kissing the air in eachothers general directions.
True Love.
Yes I paid Him for it, and yes it now lives on the fridge. Any fucking questions?
Side note...
Neither of these pictures do the size of my butt chin justice. trust me, its better in Technicolor.
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Yeah I used this picture 3 times, It cost me 10 bucks. I might make it an NFT.
