Yo Perfectionism
Can you hear me?
I certainly can SMELL you
from a mile away.
I am talking to you!
Know that I see you for the UGLY TROLL that you really are.
You make us feel bad, low, down, mediocre, inferior, depressed, burnt out, blocked, miserable, desperate, even suicidal, at times.
Bleep you, perfectionism!
You're ugly as hell!
No, compared to you, the hell is beautiful.
Don't show your hideous face around here, ever again.
Go hide under a bridge and feel sorry for yourself.
You SUCK
the life force out of all of us,
you FREAKING energy vampire!
You even make me draw you way prettier less ugly than you actually are
but, hey, I see right through that.
Just the sight of you makes some people go blind.
Just as much as your SMELL, your foul odour, makes people want to lose their sense of smell desperately.
Time to end it here.
I already wasted too much energy on you. Just the way you like it
and I don't want to let you win.
You're already making me overthink this message way too much
and you even maange to make me spell almost without typos.
I am not a hater, I don't even like the word hate, I find it very strong and NOT in a good way but some BEASTS just need to be slain with harsh words.
And yes, I know, even my harsh words are kind of cute
but don't take that as a compliment, that's just me. I'm kind, even to those who don't deserve kindness.
BACK TO THE NOW
Whether I want it or not, I kind of feel like I have to thank perfectionism for giving me inspiration for a side project, a possible future book with the working title: THE ANTI CREATIVITY MONSTERS
It's ugly appearance ( if I find a way to not make THE THING too off putting for the reader ) will definitely be included among these creativity killers.
And now it's time to get back to my creative priority project: Hypersensitivosaurus and Cold Turkey.
TO BE CONVINUED...
P.S. 
P.P.S. This is also meant for all of you, who know or suspect that they might be a blocked creative. Most of us are, whether we see ourselves as creatives or not. Not seeing yourself as creative, likely means that you're blocked.