Donkeys Rule
I mean seriously, who on earth doesn't love donkeys. Yes we have cat lovers. Yes we have dog lovers. Surely though even cat lovers and dog lovers can agree on this much. Donkeys are class and should be embraced.
For me they have a bit of a 'I couldn't really give a fuck' head on them which may well be why I have so much time for them and their nonchalant couldn'tgiveafuckness.
Yes that's a word,it will appear in all good dictionaries from January 2025.
We had pet donkeys when I was younger and my Dad absolutely loved them and we had them for years. They were pretty similar to these guys.
Is it a bird? 🐦
Is it a plane? ✈️
Nope it's our little munchkin Coco. She is as mad as a bag of spiders. If you've ever had a Springer Spaniel you'll know what I mean. You could say Springer!! Full of beans morning till night.
Isn't she gorgeous!?
Yes I might be biased, but what a beautiful sweet natured dog we have in Coco. She actually hugs you with her paws. How adorable is that?
When she's not hugging us, she enjoys dips in the lake nearby. Jesus, this sounds like dogs dating profile or the like! 🤣🤣
Finish with a joke
What do you call a donkey with one leg? A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, while breaking wind? A stinky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes? A honky tonky stinky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano? A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a truck?
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Bloody talented!
I'll get my coat 🧥 🏃🏻🤪🤣🤣
I may have told that one here before, oh well, I'm a Dad,so I have licence!!
The images used throughout are all my own captured on my Samsung Smartphone
