Mascotas Difíciles, “PANCHO” un loro marcado por los años.///Diffic...

Mascotas Difíciles, “PANCHO” un loro marcado por los años.

Este es Pancho, un loro que es prácticamente una herencia familiar ¿por qué? Voy a contarte un poco de su historia. Un día un loro llegó a la casa en el campo de un hombre que lo alimentó y lo llevó a la ciudad a casa de su mujer, una señora llamada Ramona de unos 57 años que al verlo se sorprendió por su mal estado; le faltaban muchas plumas y se le veía flaco, no conforme con esto estaba tuerto y era muy violento y grosero.

Difficult Pets, "PANCHO" a parrot marked by the years.

This is Pancho, a parrot that is practically a family heirloom. Why? I'm going to tell you a little about his story. One day a parrot came to the house in the country of a man who fed him and took him to the city to the house of his wife, a woman named Ramona, about 57 years old, who when she saw him she was surprised by the poor condition of her; he was missing many feathers and he looked skinny, not satisfied with this he was one-eyed and was very violent and rude.

Ramona decidió dárselo a su madre en otro estado y después de que el loro bebió media taza de café con leche y pan lo dejó merodear hasta que logró trasladarlo. Pancho llegó a las manos de Margarita la madre de Ramona, una señora de 72 años que le dio el nombre que ahora lleva y que supo manejar su mal carácter y cuidarlo hasta el día en que ella murió y el loro llegó a casa de mi suegra. He vivido un tiempo con ellos y he querido hacer buenas migas con pancho pero no lo he logrado.

Ramona decided to give it to her mother in another state and after the parrot drank half a cup of coffee with milk and bread she let it hang around until she managed to move it.
Pancho came into the hands of Margarita, Ramona's mother, a 72-year-old woman who gave him the name she now bears and who knew how to handle her bad character and take care of him until the day she died and the parrot arrived at her house. my mother in law. I have lived with them for a while and I have wanted to make good crumbs with pancho but I have not succeeded.

Lo más gracioso de pancho es que le gustan las mujeres bonitas, sabe diferenciar muy bien entre una mujer poco vestida y una que se cubre bien. Este astuto y raro animalillo se paraba a hurtadillas en la ventana del baño para ver a las mujeres bañarse y posteriormente silbar. ¿Que si Pancho es raro? Pues sí, yo diría que es raro un loro que sepa diferenciar entre una minifalda y unos jeans largos, sobre todo cuando se resiste a aprender palabras nuevas. Él es un loro libre, no vive enjaulado y aunque no vuela, a veces aprovecha para lanzarse en picada sobre la cabeza de mi suegra o mi esposa para hacerles daño. ¿Por qué es violento con ellas dos? No lo sé, lo único que sé es que ellas dos, mi esposa y mi suegra son muy parecidas y él las ha hecho sangrar a las dos y causado una que otra cicatriz que hasta hoy perduran.

The funniest thing about pancho is that he likes pretty women, he knows how to differentiate very well between a scantily clad woman and one who covers herself well. This cunning and rare animal would sneak up to the bathroom window to watch the women bathe and then whistle. What if Pancho is weird? Well yes, I would say that it is rare for a parrot that knows the difference between a miniskirt and long jeans, especially when it resists learning new words. He is a free parrot, he does not live in a cage and although he does not fly, he sometimes takes the opportunity to dive on the head of my mother-in-law or my wife to hurt them. Why is he violent with the two of them? I don't know, all I know is that the two of them, my wife and my mother-in-law are very similar and he has made them both bleed and caused the occasional scar that persists to this day.

Por otro lado, pancho también come carne, le gusta mucho y no sé si esto es normal porque en una ocasión cuando aún lo mantenían en una jaula, le trajeron dos palomitas de campo para que interactuara, pero en un descuido el solo las mató y se comió a una de ellas ¿Por qué tanta violencia? Repito nuevamente, no lo sé. A pesar de su dieta bastante ovípara este loro siempre ha amado los magos, aunque las lechosas también le llaman mucho la atención, pero ¿sabes qué? Y aunque quizá no sea natural, pancho prefiere la leche “tibia” con pan, un manjar que come con una avidez sorprendente.

Este amigos míos él es pancho y a pesar de su comportamiento difícil es parte de la familia.

On the other hand, Pancho also eats meat, he likes it a lot and I don't know if this is normal because on one occasion when they were still keeping him in a cage, they brought him two field popcorn to interact, but in an oversight he just killed them and he ate one of them. Why so much violence? I repeat again, I do not know. Despite its quite oviparous diet, this parrot has always loved wizards, although the milky ones also attract a lot of attention, but you know what? And although it may not be natural, Pancho prefers "warm" milk with bread, a delicacy that he eats with surprising avidity.

This friend of mine he is pancho and despite his difficult behavior he is part of the family.

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Mascotas Difíciles, “PANCHO” un loro marcado por los años.///Difficult Pets, "PANCHO" a parrot marked by the years.