Being a Mother is hard, but it's a role that I can't escape because I brought it upon myself. Do I regret it? Maybe. Am I sick of it? Yes, No? Am I pretty? Definitely YES!
Hi! I am Wiswis, or Lawiswis for long, a mother of two devouring monster cats with extra-large food storage on their stomachs. My Hooman named them Batik and Kwek-Kwek, what an ugly name! Originally, I had three, luckily, I lost one. I mean, unfortunately, I lost one, and I am so sad about it. Poor baby had to leave his mom early. I don't mi- errrr- I miss you so much wherever you are, my kitten. Huhu.
Arghh! I am so sleepy right now that I'm just blabbing whatever at this time. I'm busy being a mom, and it's not just my own kitten that I have to take care of because of this one irresponsible Meowther that my other hooman was taking care of. Because you see, she was "knocked up" AGAIN, and her Kittens are not even that old yet. My gosh, my gorgeousness will fade faster because of stress right now. Send help, hoomans!
So who's this irresPAWnsible MEOWther to whom I am talking? Just look above this, do you see that one? Rrrrrrrrh! Just seeing her really comfortable sleeping while I'm taking care of her own daughter is enough to make me feel mad. Who wouldn't feel annoyed with that, right? And the audacity, she has the nerve to get mad at her own daughter for asking for some milk when she's not even feeding them properly. I'm so tempted to cut her whiskers. Help me, hoomans!
Feeding a bunch of kittens is tiring, which is why I am really happy on this spot above this old tricycle of my hooman. I get on top of this whenever I want to escape. But as you can see, someone is watching me, waiting for my eyes to close so that she can attack my breast again. Like seriously, their fang is painful as shit, OMG. She can get up in here now, to my favorite spot, huhu.
Let me change positions again. I need to be a little tricky here to shoo away this little one so that I can enjoy my nap time again. Just wait, I will hide my breast from you and sleep soundly in this dusty bed!
Where is this? Who am I? Am I a peanut? What's happening? I didn't sign up for this, or did I? Should I just jump to escape? But if I did, is it certain that I can really escape this? Who am I kidding? Oh Jesus, I need foods! I am at a point in my life where I just want to become a cat! No! No, I am already a cat, what am I saying no? Being a mother can drive any cat crazy! Would you agree, meow?
This is supposed to be a perfect spot and position for me, if only not with this little chucky! Should I just really jump? But if I did, I'm afraid my kitten would follow me, and if ever she got hurt, that would be another role I had to take on, and I couldn't afford that. Let's just be patient and not take care of a patient. Ahhhh, life is not as beautiful as it was when I was just a simple cat. No kids, no responsibilities, and with lots of treats and kisses, hayhsss! I want a treat.
Hooman! I need a little help here, anyone who can take this kid here Please tell her to stop munching on my breast! Oh my god, this is too much! I will never involve myself with any guy! I won't let them touch me again! Ever! Giving birth is painful, but this is more painful.
This is me begging! Imma cry now.
She's still trying. Can you see a tail at the back? She's really trying hard to get on my breast. But I also need a breather but this kid doesn't understand it. I can't wait to see her become a Mom and babying her own kitten.
As if I can escape this. Let's just let her be. After this, I'll ask my hooman for a treat. I deserve it for being pretty and a good mom. Should I ask for cat food or fish? Hmmm, maybe I should just ask both.
A few moments later
I couldn't escape.
Even during my bath time. Meow!
I wish I am invisible.
