In the name of the PAW Organization, I, Sarah the Great, who has already stepped foot to the top, will save the Window of my Master from the ugly and wiggly giggly creatures called Termites. No one will get by here, as I, the greatest Guardian of the Window, will eradicate them all! Meowhahahahaha! Meowww, meowww! Tssssss! You want a piece of me? Hahh? Hahh? Hmmmph!
Nobody! Literally, nobody can ever surpass me when it comes to my greatness. Mosquito, ant, fly, bird, and even the mighty chicken of my hooman cried in fear whenever they saw me. I mean, I can't really blame them as I, Sarah the Great, the Guardian of the Window, screams royalty, I am the gutsy Ninja in his house, no one can ever defeat me, except for ehermmm, nevermind that. That's nothing important.
You won't believe me? Alright, this is me. Now tell me if anyone can get a better look than me. That's my full, bloody view. See, I told you I am great, I might say I'm almost perfect. No one can object because this is my story, so shhhh! I am a great cat, accept that. If you have an objection, then say that to Miss Author (oh, that's me, ohohoho.) But I doubt she'll change that, heh, it is what it is, folks ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ.
Now, you might want to know why I am only making my appearance now despite my greatness. Actually, I am so busy with my life that I had to turn down the invitation of Miss Author to interview me. You know, I'm pretty, and my hand was always full with those suitors that kept coming into my home, it's not like I could shoo them away or anything. I mean, I am pretty, but I am not that heartless.
There's no doubt ╮(＾▽＾)╭, I am great and pretty, so I gave them all the chance to show their love for me. But all of them were no good, so I turned them down and proceeded immediately with this interview. Be thankful that I did this, as you all had the chance to see me ฅ•ﻌ•ฅ. I'm expecting a payment for this, y'all, and a promise of snacks. Who can say no to that? Definitely not me, meow.
Holly Molly, Miss Author, I have no memory of making this pose. You didn't show this to me. I told you to share only the best shot of me that you have. I really look like I'm holding on to my dear life here. But fret not, that's just my favorite spot and my favorite position, not the dog-style position. errr - what am I saying, ehermmm? I am sleeping comfortably because, you see, I am so comfortable in there, and I can also enjoy the full strength of the wind that is blowing in my face. My hooman's place is just so hot that I have to find a perfect place for me. I am great, but there's no air-conditioning here.
See, I'm asleep, I'm not afraid to fall down, I'm not afraid that no one will catch me if I fall, because of my greatness, I don't need them. Who needs someone who will catch me if they will just bite my neck later? Nah-uh, nevermind. I'm not talking about something else here, I'm just talking about how great it is to be alone. I am a dependent cat! Can you do that? Meowhehehehw.
Now, did you know the secret of my ridiculously gorgeousness? I just take care of myself so often, like, licky, licky, ahhh! Cleaning our hair, skin, and body is just the most basic of them all. I am just a normal cat, but with a lot of awesomeness in my body. I know what to do and not to do, so if my hooman tells me to go down from the window because my body is covering the breeze from whooshing inside, I will just ignore her and go to sleep. I am a very obedient cat, but I know right from wrong, and I am not wrong in that part because I need air too, and she has her e-fan. So I am really right, no? And may I just add that I love talking nonsense too.
And so, aside from my special beauty regimen of licky licky ahh, I also gave myself enough sleep, a proper one. That's also one way to become a great cat. You won't get accepted into the PAW Organization if you are not great like me.
Greatness comes with power, so greatness is power, as is beauty. So sleep with all your might, and don't forget to exercise!
1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 1, the end! That's how I do mine. How about yours? I don't overwork myself because I know the feeling of overworking yourself, so it just ends here and there.
And after that, sleep again. And done!
Easy no? That's how I became Sarah the Great in this lifetime. I am great, and I am a cat of my hooman, rawrrrr!
