I call my sacred pirate rights to steal, deceive plunder and drink and plead GUILTY, which automatically by the pirate's code, you are INNOCENT!

I just did what any pirate would, I just did it before then you slimy scum! Shoot the head of the judge the one pirate in this room that doesn't agree with me. Hive account@piratedice

What I still wonder is what happened to my mermaids' attempt. As the drunk and smelly GM forgot about them, they must have been successful. Another prove that I am just a decent pirate trying to make a living. ;)