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May The Best #Hashking Win!
Well it happened, the world as you knew it is no more. How did it come about? Global warming? Asteroid? Putin? Not even close, it was the zombies. Not even the cool radioactive kind either, just your simple run of the mill virus ones. I will say the movies got it wrong though, you don’t have to be dead to be a zombie, just out of weed. You see when the virus hit it didn’t give you a cold, it changed your brain chemistry, all of our brain chemistries. I wont get too technical about it but ultimately all the changes rework your mind into a ravenous, mindless zombie. The most key factor seems to be depriving your brain of its naturally produced cannabinoids. So do you get it yet? When the virus hit, only the weed tokers weren’t affected!
So who am I you ask? just a simple hash farmer, more of a #HASHKING these days. Because in a world where the only thing between you and becoming a walking gnawing machine is your next blunt, the weed growers have all the power!
Society struggled for a while sure, we had some setbacks. But once I found a group of robotic geeks who had been solid tokers things started to turn around! We built a small army of robots to defend ourselves, and built a giant city centered around my farm with massive walls to keep out the sobers. It wasn’t long before other growers followed suit and city-states started popping up all over the world, and society was reborn again.
Having finally established a safe zone we rounded up some of the sobers for testing, trying to get them high enough to revert back to normal. Unfortunately we soon discovered that once youd been in the zombified state for too long it burns all your other neural pathways away, leaving only the zombie behind. we did find one useful bit of info though, apparently the only thing that'll distract them from chewing on people is a nice slice of pizza, go figure.
We are at a crossroads now as a species. People are and will always be human, and therefore driven by human desires. Greed has reared its ugly head, as it has in every age of mankind, and some of the growers have unleashed their robot armies upon their neighbors, creating terrible violence and chaos. Despite my best efforts for peace, I believe the world is about have its first HASH WAR! So keep your gates locked, your guns loaded, and your weed fields safe!
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