I ask for understanding in the translation, I don't have English as a native language so there may be some slips. 😃

Once upon a time there was a man named Oden who had a very strange obsession with Instant Noodles. The really weird thing is that he used to watch One Piece on television. He would eat pizza covered in Ramen. This man was also not a vegan. He would use chicken feet as pizza toppings. That was the first indication of this man's twisted criminal behavior. He would also play this video game called GTA which would fuel his desire to torture minors from him. Every day he drank this energy drink called Fly Horse and stayed up late looking at pictures of childhood sadomasochism.
Police caught this individual when they found a pizza box full of ramen wrappers in the trash can at his apartment. The resulting sting took several months just because that alone didn't link him directly. There were also several rolls of undeveloped 35mm film that revealed footage of his own with children. Everyone in the neighborhood was shocked. Especially the local pizza owner. He found a victim in the back of his establishment. I can't believe the workers had no idea that the shy man was a pedophile crapula!
The moral of the story is that you should never trust a man who has been smiling at you.
Luckily, the police officers who responded to the scene were rewarded with whereabouts where they would find him. A thank you plaque was constructed of silver and placed on the grass under an old park where children played. Every year the city's citizens gathered in the park and remembered better days when the smell of innocence and joy hung in the air, passing through 2nd avenue, going up towards the Pizzeria that crossed the street to enter the lagoon. It was a simpler time. Back then, a stranger was likely to offer you help and take the bags before you could say yes, you can believe that! Every old man in the neighborhood swears that once, a stranger actually helped save the mayor's wife from a heart attack! Now that's what I call honor! It used to be a simpler time, when children ran like water on the street and the hens laid huge eggs! There was always a quiet place to stay. The neighborhood grew like the whole city and everyday life was never the same! But that was just a rumor now. The legend of Ramen pizza was all the talk these days. Now everyone had nightmares about chicken feet in pizza boxes.

!PÌZZA