I was working my shift at McDonald's when I realised this shocking discovery while cleaning the Ice Cream machine:
Snowflake is veiled White Supremacy oppression!
Let's take a deep dive.
Definition of "snowflake" from Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary & Thesaurus (it's advanced so you know I'm correct)
snowflake
noun: a single piece of snow that falls from the sky
Sure, ok. What's wrong, you ask? OPEN YOUR EYES! I think it's not a stretch to say that we need snow as a precursor for snowflakes.
Hence, snowflakes are all snow, but all snow may not be snowflakes. IMPORTANT!
So we need to know what snow is defined as.
snow
noun: water that falls from clouds as soft, white flakes (= thin pieces) of ice when it is cold, or an amount of these flakes:
Now, do you see how all snow MUST be white as defined by Cambridge? Why can't snow be brown, yellow or black?
Maybe you do not spot the link yet, but you probably do not have a PhD in Liberal Arts like me. Yes, this is a Doctor talking. So listen up.
Who defines snow? Cambridge.
Where is Cambridge located? London, UK.
Hence Cambridge determines what snow is which subsequently determines what snowflakes are.
Does it matter? YES! Who colonised Singapore?
THE ENGLISH!
So why would our a former MP from the incumbent party use snowflake? (Very offensive, I would say)
Don't you see snowflake being used much more now? I realised that people around me use it to respond to me whenever I want to discuss my passions and social causes with them. It's like, "Shut up snowflake, why you so angry?" is APPROPRIATE when I try to express my dismay at how a question on a revision book for Primary Schook kids can be so sexist and denigrating. I mean I blow up at them but they say it is a joke (why call it a joke when I don't find it funny?) and then change the subject of the conversation to something inane like the Euros 2020 (? what's that? I thought we were in 2021 already? Talk about outdated!) which I absolutely have no idea or way to contribute my views on as I don't know who the hell Ronaldo or some of those weird names are. I mean, is it relevant? If it was not in my Liberal Arts curriculum, it's sure as hell not useful for society.
Whatever, back to my point. From that example you can draw a conclusion that the offensive and crude usage of snowflake has been normalised over here. Hence I present the basis of my argument:
Equation 1 - Cambridge (UK/Ex-colonial masters) -> Snow -> Snowflake
Equation 2 - Amrin Amin -> Snowflake
See it? Of course you don't, sheeple. I'll do the math.
Equation 1 - Cambridge (UK/Ex-colonial masters) -> Snow (irrelevant cause it doesn't show here) -> Snowflake
Equation 2 - Amrin Amin -> Snowflake
What is the common denominator? SNOWFLAKE!
So we can obviously deduce 100% that the UK can easily replace Amrin Amin in Equation 2.
Meaning? Amrin Amin was laying the groundwork for the UK to colonise Singapore again!
Which would lead to Singapore having White colonial masters to take over our lives!!
They would then be the elites and control every aspect of our lives! Supremacy is basically the same as elites, hence we get...
WHITE SUPREMACY!
It has been a test balloon deployed by the former MP! Don't you see how informative views from progressives like me get cancelled by people using "snowflake" in an offensive manner?
It is obviously preparation work for things to come! If not, how do you explain why everyone told me I was a snowflake for vehemently siding WakeupSingapore on how oppressive it is to have only thin and tall models?? WTH?! Why don't people believe that models can be fat? It's very possible no?
I'm so angry right now after typing that. Fucking hell people don't know what a real woman is. Stupid impossible and delusional Hollywood beauty standards have plagued everybody's mind. I mean like why would anyone not pick Tess Holliday as their Goddess? I'm disgusted with everybody on this issue, male, female and LGBTQ+ inclusive, NOT ONE PERSON would agree with me that Tess Holliday is the ideal figure for the world to aspire to be. Like, what the hell is even the argument that it's not healthy to be overweight? Oh now everyone's a doctor, and my PhD in Liberal Arts count for nothing? Talk about being naive!!!
People should just have a burger or something! What's the obsession with going to the gym, eating nonsense like salads, or even controlling one's diet? Don't they see that DIETING itself is oppression? Having to control yourself is basically OPPRESSION amirite?! I'm so sick and tired of being the only one who gets seconds at meal times, the only one who doesn't have a gym membership (COVID HELLO?) or that I believe it's not wrong to just eat whatever whenever? Like, I'm happily snacking on my 13th Mac & Cheese that I microwaved MYSELF at HOME, isn't that home-cooked meal cooked by myself? Why does nobody recognise my cooking talents?
*Rant over*
Anyway, it is so obvious that the it's in the works how the British are going to colonise us again, hence the reason why snowflake was even used in the first place. But everyone still keeps using it somehow, don't you feel??? Whenever I go on Facebook to express how sexist and fatphobic it was to only have tall and thin models, people just use snowflake to reply me? Hello? What's the link? So you see, it will be a tool of oppression by the White Supremacy! Legitimate and very thoughtful views like mine get shut down by one use of "snowflake"! I mean it's very reasonable for me to express my offence at how all models seem to be mostly tall and slim, or at least slim? Is there no where else for me to express anger anymore?
So I give you a WARNING. I have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Singapore is going to be colonised by the White men again. I hope that at least there will be agreeing and wise voices on reddit to agree and validate this thesis of mine which is surely 100% correct right? But when I browse the comments section of the post about the offensive sexist and fatphobic question on models, how the hell is it possible that most people would find WakeupSingapore to be unreasonable? Like, for real, a comment that's literally just "snowflake" exists there!
Don't you see how all these facts just further prove my thesis? I suspect that there is foreign interference across the social media landscape. I have no reason to believe and understand that so many people do not agree with me on this thin and tall model being fatphobic/sexist issue!! Like, even those who were very anti-racist, also say that WakeupSingapore was kicking up a fuss for nothing, and trying to find something that isn't there!? They still dare to say that the owners of that page was probably just fat too hence being biased. Really? Traitor much? Whatever, I stick to my beliefs that WakeupSingapore is 100% fair and factual and for the people! I don't count all this traitors as my friends anymore as they are obviously not as morally enlightened as me.
Whatever! I hope redditors can read this and I find new allies to fight against the patriarchy!
TL;DR - Snowflake comes from snow, defined as Cambridge to be white. Cambridge is in UK, and UK colonised us. Ex-MP used snowflake to soften the ground and normalise white supremacy and to shut off smart people like me. UK coming to colonise Singapore again. Hence White Men (Patriarchy!) will control Singapore once again, leading to White Supremacy. Inevitably snowflake will be used by them as well to shut off dissenting and smart voices like mine.
Hence, Snowflake is literally veiled White Supremacy oppression, and I think it should be stopped! I will be writing to my idol Miss Han about this thesis of mine after this and I am sure she will agree with me. Then again I don't know how she feels about oppressive white men if you know what I mean...
Nevermind, I am sure to find redditors anyway to support this thesis and prevent the looming colonisation of Singapore by white British men. Please comment here with your thoughts and suggestions and appreciation of my thesis, how you agree with it and how much you love it. No rude comments as this is my safe space. Thank you. Now I write to Miss Han or maybe not. Thank you. Please remember I have a PhD in Liberal Arts before arguing against my thesis.