Due to Popular Demand...
I have gotten nothing but positive feedback on the new wallet dashboard. This is great! However, I have been asked by multiple people if I could provide a theme that replicates the classic view.
I started fooling around with this, but ended up deciding to just create a separate page 'classic.php' that works independent of the new dashboard. It's actually improved over the classic under the hood, but should look exactly the same, or damn near close.
I had scrapped all of the old code like a moron, so I literally had to build the look from screenshots. No matter, it was fun doing it more cleanly.
How To Access It
When you go to the main dashboard at hive.codergeek.org, you'll now see a little clock button to the right of the widget pop-out button. That's the best I could think of to represent classic. But there you go!
Just click it and it will take you to the classic view. I also added a button to the classic page which will bring you back to the modern view:
That's All, Folks!
It took me way longer than it should have to get this done, but it's available now. 
As always, anyone using this tool - feel free to let me know if there are any other data that you'd find helpful or interesting to see on the dashboard.