I was browsing the internet at 3 AM when something slightly aroused me. Being single me, that meant I was about to spend the next hour jacking off.
I could finish in two minutes but the infinite stream of porn the internet serves up at increasing quality levels gives me incentive to check out the next one, and the next one, and so on. Until it’s been three hours and my dick is limp and raw.
There’s nothing productive about jerking it for an entire meal period. So I set a timer for 30 to 60 minutes than I must finish before or I don’t get to come. Keeps it moving.
The timer was winding down so I switched to a finisher. I think it was the Sia Siberia Rainbow Dash Cosplay Horse Dildo clip. I’m not big on solo scenes but that one is something special.
I was rounding the last corner so I grabbed for my trusty box of Kleenexes. Not only was the box empty, it had been empty for a week. I’d been jizzing into the Kleenex box itself and I’d thrown it away the day before because it was leaking through the bottom.
I looked around me for something to catch my ejaculate besides my keyboard. But there were no absorbent cloth or paper materials in range. The only thing handy was my water cup.
I was down to a minute left so there was no time to get up and restart.
When it was time for the money shot I bent my dick enough to bank it off the top of the glass. Not ideal but problem solved.
The story’s already published on [Medium https://medium.com/doctor-funny/never-write-a-story-about-drinking-your-own-cum-21abe835d935]