Quite frequently I've...
Quite frequently I’ve been known to bring up the subject of law in my Daily Dose or now the Dash. I do this because first, I enjoy learning about new things and the government is always adding new “laws” for us to have to abide by. Plus I like sharing the truth on here.
Secondly, I assume that most people are either “too busy” in their normal lives to take the time to do the research or have “no desire” to really know the truth. Which most accurately describes you in my assumption?
Let’s, have a show of hands, if you align with “to busy”, raise your hand. Okay.
Now, let’s have the “no desire” folks put their hands up. Okay…scary on the number right there.
Well, for the...
Well, for the “too busy” folks, all I can do is what I have been doing all along: trying to inform you so that maybe I can spark some interest inside you and you’d make some time in your “busy schedule” to do some learning on your own.
So I will continue to try and share information little by little with you and maybe, just maybe little bits and pieces will eventually sink in your mind and you will be able to recall those when you need it most.
Now for the...
Now for the “no desire” folks, well… all I can say is ya’ll are bunch of idiots. That’s right; I called you an “idiot”. Now before you get all pissed off at me and swear you’ll never read another word I write, I suggest you at least finish this Dash because I think you will say, “thank you” by the time you get done reading.
Like the title...
Like the title of this Dash say’s words have meaning …. and in several instances … the same “word” can have a different meaning depending on how it’s used and where it’s used.
Most of you probably think by calling you an idiot I was trying to insult you. Like, I was making fun of you for your lack of desire. Well that’s not the case and, in fact, I would classify myself as an “idiot” right along with you.
So, you can see it wasn’t meant as an insult. I’ll explain for those of you still reading, and those who already left…well they are just a bunch of dumb asses.
Should you ever...
Should you ever end up in “court” knowing the definition of “idiot” can really save you; because in “legalese” (definitions and terms in law) or legal speaking an idiot can be a damn good thing, especially if you are charged with some type of crime.
Bouvier’s Law Dictionary defines an “idiot” to be: ” IDIOT, Persons. A person who has been without understanding from his nativity, and whom the law, therefore, presumes never likely to attain any. ‘
Ever since I was born I’ve not been able to understand the damn laws, and when you try to read them it is a guzbucking exercise in futility to have to look up every other damn word because laws are meant to be that way. So, the “law”’s presumption of me never likely to attain any understanding is a pretty damn good one.
Now; are you still pissed off that I called you an “idiot”?
Well if you...
Well if you are, so be it, but even gets better because Bouvier’s has a little more information in their definition you’ll surely want to know. Read on my friends, read on. .” Idiots are incapable of committing crimes, or entering into contracts.”
Ever since I read that last part, you damn well better believe if I end up in court as “defendant” charged with a crime the first thing I’m going to tell the judge is, “look man, I don’t have a guzbucking clue what all this about, I’m just an idiot”. Then I’ll shut up and sit down.
How can they...
How, can they prove I’m not an idiot? They can’t. The judge and both the district attorney’s know the law and legal definitions of words so they know that they have to let me go and dismiss the charges. Otherwise they could have it come back on them through their legal society know as the “BAR”.
So, if law were to be compared to a game of chess the “idiot” move would be known as “checkmate”.
Until next time,
Sult
