I love this and I think it's a funny initiative I want to participate.

Dear Santa:
Please can you bring me my Hogwart's Letter. I know I'm a grow up, but I can learn, or even teach if you wanted. I just want to go to Hogwarts, please. I have been a good girl this year. So pleaseeeeeee, can you????
Thank you and Merry Christmas

P.S: I don't have carrots, I eat them, so say sorry to the donkey for me.