upvoted. the funnier the better, agree. "no pain - no gain", as they say. "easy come - easy go", i.e. less valued. so... let me think of my wishes...

Me: -- I was a good boy, here is my wishlist. Gimme something.
SN: -- Are you sure of that? Any proof-pics, recommendation letters?
Me: -- I have got 450 friends followers! They will say for me!
SN: -- Hhaha, you say 450 friends? And how much of them actually bother to read your posts? 5? 10?
Me: -- No, not 5, much more! fifteen! or even maybe 20! they do care, and comment back!
SN: -- Comment back? Haha, do they say 'What a brillian click' and 'Successfull post, have a nice day'?.
Me: -- Definitely no. There were a few like this, but I killed them and dug their corpses in the forest. Now I have only nice guys from engagement league, they come to my door to talk about the ...
SN: -- Okey, okey, now I believe you. I just checked your hivebuzz profile, you 've got 12500 replies, it cant be all made of shit. You was a good boy. What do you want from me?
Me: -- Yawwww! The first, I want Hive to become one, no, five, no, better seven dollars - I love the figure 'seven'...
SN: -- Stop, stop, man! Why do you ask me of this?
Me: -- Cause... er... well, we need a miracle... and I thought you are in charge of miracles? Is that so?
SN: -- Hmm, well, okey. Lets do it my way: I promise you o fulfill this weird desire, go to sleep and one day you wake up to see it came true. I just didnt promise I will do this exactly tomorrow. This one will take time, its, errr, rather a complex one.
Me: -- But why? Why is that so?
SN: -- You see, everything became too complicated these days... You are not the only person who ask. Why, do you think, the BTC rate experiencing such strange somersaults - up and down?
Me: -- No, I am not in the know. Why?
SN: -- Cause that result is a sum derived from the desires of millions crypto hoadlers. Do not imagine you are alone asking me for this! Millions make such a wishes - ones want it go down, others want it go to the Moon. Do you know the totals, how many different cryptocurrencies are now multiplying in the world? That's it. So get in line, pray, and have a Happy New Year.