I have a cat. Her name is Dormina because when she was a kitten, all she did was sleep.
Now that she's grown, she judges.
She has a sister, Frida, who went to live with my ex when we broke up.
So, Dormina hangs out her step brother, Banana, and me.
She also keeps watch over the property because neighborhoods cats visit...outside, of course. Dormina is an inside cat.
I have pets because I cannot have children. Now, instead of a teenager judging me, I have a cat. 😂