10 THINGS YOUR NON-HOMESTEADING FRIENDS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND:

1. HOMESTEADERS ARE RATHER PROUD OF THE DIRT UNDER OUR FINGERNAILS
2. HOMESTEADERS REALLY, TRULY LIKE HAVING A LOT OF PROJECTS GOING AT ONCE.
3. FOOD YOU GROW YOURSELF REALLY DOES TASTE BETTER.
4. HOMESTEADERS DON’T DO WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE ANYONE ELSE FEEL INFERIOR.
5. GETTING THE FIRST EGG FROM YOUR FIRST CHICKEN IS A THRILL LIKE NO OTHER.
6. HOMESTEADERS KNOW IT’S EASIER AND FASTER TO BUY STUFF AT THE STORE. BUT THEY STILL WANT TO MAKE IT THEMSELVES.
7. HOMESTEADERS ARE NOT TRYING TO REENACT LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE
8. HOMESTEADERS ACTUALLY LIKE LIVING A BAZILLION MILES AWAY FROM TOWN.
9. SCOOPING POOP IS BETTER THAN THERAPY.
10. IF HOMESTEADERS DON’T ANSWER THEIR PHONE, THEY'RE NOT IGNORING YOU ON PURPOSE!