I answered a classified ad from a wholesome nice looking Romanian girl wanting to study in my country searching for a room to rent. Since I am looking for someone to share the rent in the small house I lease, seemed like a good idea. Despite warnings from friends that claim this is probably a scam, I did it and in what seemed like a heartbeat, she is here bags packed ready to study.
This is when my life took a sharp twist.
She is hotter than her photo. After a week or so she starts to show sexual interest in me.
I reciprocate. Suddenly it's mad great sex for a few weeks. She seems to have forgotten about studying and seems to be fully in love with me. I think “wow this could be it!” My life is also off the rails. It is true love. I am hooked. Meeting the parents is not a scary prospect anymore.
OMG.
Then she mentions some friends of hers that are trying to do a similar thing to her and get here to study/live. I am sympathetic and try your best to enable. I invite them to our house to get started. They come.
Seem like nice cool people. There are more girls than guys, and some are couples, seems quite normal. And my friends are “wow” at me for my new circle of foreign hipster friends. I am on a life time high.
Then, I decided it is time of the party of the year. This will be epic.
The night comes and everyone is there. It's perfect.
The Romanians are the center of attention, but you notice something odd, feels odd.
The party is pumping, seems the keg will never stop. You already see girlfriends of your love making out with your friends, you even see some of the new guys who seemed were already hooked up with the new girls are now making out with some of your local girls. They seem to be also on top of the world. Looks like everyone is making out now.
And even some are going further.
In front of your eyes you see this progression. It is suddenly somewhat shocking to you. Your girl is nowhere to be seen.
Then you see her come back from the front door and start to make a round around the house shutting drapes everywhere, and then in the kitchen she locks the back door!
Your rollercoaster of a life is taking another sickening/exciting turn. Is this what parties are like in Romania?
People are making out everywhere, and in some cases more than just pairs. Then there is yelp of pain from somewhere in the crowd. Some look up but most continue, then you see blood, here and there, and now everywhere!!
They are feeding! The Romanian hipsters are eating your friends whole. You are rooted to the spot in shock! Some of your friends are unaware making out with one while another has has already eaten most of their leg.
Your friends are being eaten whole. The speed is shocking. Mesmerizing.
Then your girl slides up next to you with full affection with a loving maternal look in her eyes as she surveys the scene.
You look down at your girlfriend and something is different. Her clothes are bloodied but she looks younger, sexier than ever. You feel the familiar bulge in your pants suddenly grow. She takes your hand and leads you to your bedroom. You are in a trance. The horrors in the living room are not so important. As she removes your shirt you pass out.
Epilogue
Hours later, a group of young healthy sexy people with some modest luggage leave the house and lock the door behind them. They take a car and drive away into the night.
The house is left spotless, and empty of people. Dead.
