Rating: 5/5
AKA: Freddy Takes the Outback
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“The song really is a bag of shit.”
I don’t care what you have planned for this weekend, but it best include getting lit and watching Houseboat Horror.
This movie is everything amazing and good about the 80s, and low budget filmmaking. If you are a young pleb on the precipice of puberty, this film will complete your transformation into adulthood.
A production crew in Australia go away to Infinity Lake to film a rock groups latest music video and get stalked by some grotesque, burnt slag who hates films.
Hates them you see, on account of being terribly burnt on a movie set as a kid.
So, its Freddy if he was like Jason instead of a dream demon.
The thrills, the kills, the titties. It’s all here in proportionally correct amounts.
Bitch you like hearing Casio keyboards? Wait you don’t know what that is? You gonna.
This is also back-to-back movies we’ve reviewed where you’re genuinely more interested in the victims just chilling and cutting up, than the actual plot.
These Aussies are dope, and their parties are straight up god tier fun. I mean wtf happened to this country man, they all act like stuck up cowards now.
"Oh shit, I'm in the shit!"
I mean some of the kills require a certain amount of imaginative aggression that I don’t see coming from the modern-day Aussie.
“You don’t have to hate the movie people forever!”
FINAL WORD –
MRHELLBOX – Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do anything. If you want to make a horror movie, then do it pleb. This flick is among the better fair we’ve had the pleasure of watching. Even if you have to film on scotch tape, get it done, or be a bitch forever I don’t care. – 5/5
DRUNKEN MASTER – Scene for scene, this movie is my life biography. Jokes, but man I wish! – 5/5
SCHLONG LONG – If you can’t get a condom on at a decent speed, spear thru the gut should be mandatory punishment. – 5/5
PRINCE PECTORALS – When we go to film my next workout video, I’m taking these cats with me. They may be out of shape dregs, but we’re going to have the best workout EVER FILMED. – 5/5