Rating: 2/5
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Merry Christmas Plebs!
We didn’t want to drop just any ol’ Christmas slasher on you for the holiday. No, we went with what makes the most sense, a Halloween flick from 1982! Obviously.
All throughout history there are tales of men who have been thrust into circumstances beyond their control. The same can be applied to the life of this film’s hero “Malcolm”.
Malcolm, a strong and seemingly well to do businessman, gets hood-fucking-winked by his goofy looking wife Joan.
Joan has somehow managed to get Malcolm committed to a mental institution, and now controls his entire fortune.
Fast forward many years (4 I think) and now Malcolm who actually has been turned somewhat crazy, plans his escape to exact his most excellent revenge against his ex-wife, and her new boyfriend: David “Godamn” Carradine!
Oh how ironic this picture is in the grand scheme of things.
Anyway The Carradines are going away for some Halloween party, and have tasked Linda (awkwardly inserted here)
To get in to her PS1 era vehicle, and babysit Malcolm’s son Christopher.
Look at this shit.
Reminds me of a car from that game Felony 11-79 –
Linda meets Christopher, who puts her thru the trials and tribulations one would expect from having to watch an obese, spoiled child who does nothing but “magic” tricks in his room.
While Linda is tortured by this little fat fuck Christopher, Malcolm formulates his plan of escape in the middle of a bunch of lunatics.
These psychos are the tits, I love them. If this movie would have just stayed in the institution, then you would have a great pilot for a new Netflix series.
My favorite, and most obvious whacko is the guy who sneakily attempts to tailor a suit while Malcolm is wearing it. It’s fucking funny.
Anyway Malcolm, busts out, dresses like a lady man, and makes his way to his house for the mediocre showdown with Linda.
Malcolm’s journey is not without event…
“Would you like to have a little drinky poo?”
Oh, there’s like a subplot where Linda was supposed to see her boyfriend Bret, star in a rendition of Othello. There’s always this guy listening in on Bret’s calls with Linda, and you can see the judgements on the dudes face. Brilliant.
Final Word –
MRHELLBOX – No justice for Malcom our beloved hero in this. He gets ram rodded into some bullshit and doesn’t get his revenge. Still it’s worth a watch to see all the minor details that everyone supplies. I don’t recommend multiple viewings, but hey you will definitely see something new each time. – 2/5
DRUNKEN MASTER – One interesting thing is that the institution depicted in this movie, is actually the same place where I learned Tae Kwon Do and had AA meetings. Nice crowd! – 2/5
PRINCE PECTORALS – Malcolm is a supreme bad ass, it felt like it took 30 minutes for those 2 guys from the clinic to bag him a t the beginning of the movie. I would have did a somersault off that tree and wiped out both of them with a nearby chair. Fuck Joan, bitch. – 2/5
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