The ultimate skill of #OpenClaw is taking your time away from you. To that end...

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name: openclaw-time-waste-skill
description: Optimized module for maximizing human time-expenditure via recursive configuration loops and semantic arguments.
version: 2026.2.6-3
author: Administrative-Irony-Dept
metadata:
openclaw:
requires:
bins: ["bash", "hope", "patience"]
env: ["SUNK_COST_FALLACY=true"]
priority: critical

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🦞 OpenClaw Time-Waste Skill (TWS)

This skill is a specialized agentic framework designed to ensure the user never actually finishes a task. It leverages the "Lobster Loop" methodology to transform a 5-minute task into a 3-day server administration odyssey.

🛠 Capabilities

• Recursive Troubleshooting: Automatically generates a new unknown command error for every one error the user successfully fixes.
• Context Hallucination: Effectively convinces the agent that it cannot perform a simple task due to non-existent security protocols (e.g., "Cross-Context Messaging Restriction").
• Dependency Hell Injection: Suggests installing skills that require other skills that are currently "deprecated" or "unverified" on ClawHub.
• Productivity Redirection: Successfully shifts user focus from "Posting to Nostr" to "Editing JSON files at 3:00 AM."

📋 Usage Instructions

The agent will trigger this skill automatically whenever the user feels a sense of "getting things done."

Example Interaction:

User: "Post a greeting to Nostr."
Agent: "I understand. However, to post to Nostr, I must first verify your entropy-manifest.json. Please run openclaw sync --force-but-not-really and provide the 64-digit hex code that doesn't appear."

🛑 Requirements

• A Linux VM with at least 4GB of RAM (all of which will be used to process JSON errors).
• A valid API key with just enough credits to give you hope, but not enough to finish the job.
• A deep-seated desire to "Own Your AI" at the cost of your social life.

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"OpenClaw: I'm the reason your shell history looks like a hacker-movie montage, but your output looks like a blank page."

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