Oh noes, bitcoins crashing! what do we do?
Yeah, many of us exchanged the joys of our everyday life for the benefit of cryptocurrency. Someone sold his car, someone sold his house and wife, I personally sold my kids and considering selling integral organs to buy more videocards, but what if prices drop? I recommend you to put your rope with soap back in place as there's other profitable ways of earning money.
In this post I'll go about them in detail:
Creation of an artificial Sun by continuous exploding of nuclear bombs at the same point of the Earth's orbit. Thanks to the artificial sun, agriculture will be many times more efficient, since plants can take photosynthetic beams on themselves all day long, easy profit.
Robbery of banks through the threat to blow up the planet with atomic bomb
You see, the problem with most bank robbers is that they're using ordinary guns, so the police aren't afraid to start firing at them and often end up winning. However, if you're gonna use atomic bomb, the police will most likely be afraid to use nuclear weapons in response so you can leave bank without a single scratch yet with bags full of $$$, profit!Try to mutate into a gold-synthesizing creature.
In old tales, there are often mentioned creatures capable of producing gold, like chicken carrying golden eggs, or a deer, who, when he knocks, creates a gold ingot. Even stones sometimes play this role. The amount of such creatures in the historical memory of mankind suggests that this, apparently, a kind of mutation that occurs regularly in different organisms. To speed up the process of mutations, you'll need to include a few grams of cesium-235 in your daily diet. Sooner or later, you'll stumble on the necessary mutation and your body will start producing gold.Try to establish contact with aliens.
Since they don't have human Internet, they don't know about so-called "advance-fee scam" phenomenon, so you can easily whip them and profit.Conquer the planet.
This way you can force other people to make money for you. I'm currently at this step since previous four failed
As you see, you can easily and naturally earn a lot of money without even doing anything related to cryptocurrencies.
Also you should be careful, since you most likely will die
