#1
Oh daddy, I love you so much!
Hey, until we get the DNA test, I’m just Harry to you!
#2
"Madam, your son just called me ugly!"
The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
#3
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
#4
"Doctor, Will I die?"
"No, No, No, not this Friday"
#5
“Siri, why am I still single?!”
Siri activates front camera.