So this is what it has come to? My nameless, huge and well-funded employer has decided to stop providing tissue at work. Literally. Apparently, some well-meaning employee performed a calculation regarding the amount of money spent on tissue as attributed to each "product" we make, and determined that, if they just stop funding facial tissue expenses then we can save a ton of money. Probably true, and make sense I guess. Customers probably don't need to be paying for our tissue. But then my birthday came, and I got this! Made me laugh out loud. Needless to say, I'm savoring it .