When My Wife Asks "How are the kids today?" • I Text Her Stuff Like...
Well...
They're good.
Just finished Bella's septum piercing and
we bleached Branson's fu-manchu

She loves when I say things like "Branson is waiting at Dave's Farm Supply for me..."

I have way too much fun but don't tell anybody..
Don't Judge Me!
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