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SAF Saint
Definition
The SAF Saint is an individual of exceptional holiness who is important to spreading the gospel of SAFgenesis, the belief that Sexiness is not our “true” reality and in contrast, the true power of divinity stems from SAF energy, not Sexiness.
Most SAF Saints encompass the following characteristics:
- Exemplary model of SAFness
- Source of SAF benevolence
- Selfish and ascetic SAFness
- Possessor of a special and revelatory relation to a SAF Deity
History
At this time, no known volume or records exist that encompass the entire history of SAF Sainthood. Elite members of SSFL continually rave about having the only volume in existence, but upon further probing, they refuse to even show, photocopy, or produce evidence of such volumes, leaving many skeptics to question their integrity.
Source
Miquiel Banks
Tampa, FL
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