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Extraterrestrial SAF
Definition
The Extraterrestrial SAF is defined as a SAF Life Form that does not originate from Earth. It seems unknown to the vast majority of Earth's population if such life exists, but the fierce debates and campaigns demonstrate otherwise. Though these discussions are considered spiritual speculation and the governing body of SAFness agree this being is not probable, somehow, it is STILL worshipped in various closed circles throughout North America.
Unlike the attempts of early 21st century Ufologists, the SAF community pray and continually strive to be "abducted" by an extraterrestrial SAF. Many SAF communities create golden statues and statuettes (ruled by female SAFs) honoring the idea of experiencing this wonderful and ecstatic moment.
Akin to the Christian belief in meeting angels, this ideology has taken many SAF communities by storm, to such an extent, that many SAF Saints emerged with stories of their "Contact" with SAF energy outside Earth. Unfortunately, many SBI investigations unveiled that these stories were only ploys to gain followers, power, and money.
After the heartbreaking TV Trial of SAF Saint Thomas the Twin, many SAF devotees lost faith and realized the error of their ways. According to Thomas, he surprised the SAF Community by acknowledging that everyone on Earth has a SAF Twin in every dimension and in all life forms.
When pushed to explain his reasoning, he went so far as to say that even bacteria have twins. After the COSS questioned him for scientific validity, he was renounced of his title and stripped of his financial assets.
He currently resides in Titusville, FL working on his memoir, Undeniable proof that God made the universe twice.
History
Based on outlandish speculation, the extraterrestrial SAF has not had much appeal throughout the SAF community, and as such, it seems more dormant than the other levels of Cosmic SAFs.
Source
Tracy Amos
Tampa, FL
Summer 2009
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