Welcome to the three day hangover, baby showers on the weekend, 10pm bedtime, and wine on your couch club!
1. You’re Almost 30
Self-explanatory.
2. Men Haven’t Grown Up Yet
We assumed by this age men would have gotten their shit together, are mature, and would take us on nice dates. Boy, were we wrong!
3. Hangovers Suck More
Recovering from a hangover in your early 20s meant you need a day before you can go at it again. Recovering from a hangover in your late 20s means you may need a few days to come back to life.
4. Your Metabolism Is Not Your Friend
Your daily diet does not consist of cup noodles and fast food because you’ve realized that gaining weight has become a lot easier.
5. You Give A Shit About Your Health
It seems as the older you get, the more shit can go wrong; and you are clearly aware of this.
6. Teenagers Annoy You
Fck TBH, Turnt, AF, On Fleek, and Yaaaasssssss!
7. Job vs. Career Stress
You are killing your late 20s if you have started your career already. If you haven’t, your thinking has shifted from “I want a job” to “I want a career.”
8. You Think About Marriage
Many of your friends are engaged or married at this point; you can’t help but wonder when the big day will come for you, if ever.
9. You’re Almost 30!
As much as you try to embrace it gracefully, the number itself still f*cks with you.
