I don't know what's wrong with me. I keep losing my damn shoes. I try to take them off in the same spot but then I go to look for them and one or both are moved or missing. I think my house in haunted. Damn ghosts like to steal shoes I guess. Me losing my shoes is in no way my fault. I hate taking accountability for my actions like being careless and losing my shoes. It's the ghosts who keep stealing them. That's got to be the real explanation.